Don’t Dream It Be It.

Shakespeare, but every instance of “alas” has been replaced with “aw shit”

purpleprosegang:

 “Aw shit, poor Yorick!”

-Hamlet, Act 5 Scene 1

“Aw shit, that love, so gentle in his view,

Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!“

-Romeo & Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1

“O, no! Aw shit, I rather hate myself

For hateful deeds committed by myself.”

-Richard III, Act 5 Scene 3

“Aw shit, poor country, almost afraid to know itself! It cannot be called our mother, but our grave.”

Macbeth, Act 4 Scene 3

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unclefather:

theproofisinthesloth:

over-sleep:

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

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121212121202:

you’re so special to me don’t ruin it.

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castielismycherrypie:

spoken-not-written:

incognito-burrito:

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

tomhiddles:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 #finding out lindsey doesn’t have a twin is on my list of top 5 traumatic childhood events

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

 I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SWITZERLAND

THATS GENEVA YOU CRUMB

YOU CRUMB

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thenatsdorf:

Monday mood. (via yuto0812127)

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ultrascreaming:

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

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squidyword:

sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see

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